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**All proceeds going to support IXNAY PAC's efforts to get out the vote this November.**
Written with the sole intention of defeating Donald Trump,
"IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song) is a parody dreamed up by DIY super PAC, IXNAY.
With nothing more than a recognizable tune in head and some lyrics on a napkin Trace Crutchfield approached Eil Janney (Boys Against Girls; 8G Band) about making the music and Har Mar Superstar about singing the words. Then after throwing in a wild bit of Seth Jabour (Les Savy Fav; 8g Band) guitar into Eli's mix... bingo. Viral magic achieved.
I was tired of his WINNING
We'd been losing too long
MAGA bullshit from beginning
Was time for Trump to be gone.
With everyday our country reeling
A thought crept into my head
Instead of burning down DC
I wrote these lyrics instead.
If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
Now Rupert Holmes is a hero
I'd hate to ruin his song
But this Cheeto tinted nightmare
Deserves the Chuck Barris' gong.
So I wrestled with my conscience
And checked in with my God(s)
They agreed, it was unanimous.
Fuck this grifter —but hard.
(So) If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
Yes I like Subpoeña Coladas,
But want you out of my brain,
Just retreat to Mar-a-Largo
With Melania and cocaine.
You can cheat on your golf course
And enjoy your well done steak
Joe Biden is your replacement
Cuz you're FIRED and IXNAY'D!
credits
released September 24, 2020
Produced by Trace Crutchfield and Eli Janney
Engineered and Mixed by Eli Janney
Har Mar Superstar: vocals
Seth Jabour: guitar
Trace Crutchfield: lyrics
Rupert Holmes: inspiration
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